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June, 2013.  GQ Russia.

shadowwithasun:

boss1138:

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“Boss Vau.”

“Commandos on this backwater planet?  Something’s telling me things are going to get exciting soon.  Firecracker kind of exciting.”

“Are you going to be causing the trouble?”

moony92 replied to your post: WHY ARE THERE GIANT SPIDERS  GET THEM AWAY FROM…

SQUISH IT WITH A BROOM

((*sobs* I had to use toilet paper))

tank-baby replied to your post: WHY ARE THERE GIANT SPIDERS  GET THEM AWAY FROM…

Aim low, for their legs and sacks.

thelastshepard replied to your post: WHY ARE THERE GIANT SPIDERS  GET THEM AWAY FROM…

Oh hey look a rachni

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medicforaprice:

boss1138:

“Thank you, I forgot what exactly those numbers were. Thought they were just my price.” The commando rolled his eyes and wrinkled his forehead. “Up-to-date. Really enjoying these terms, here,” he snorted. “Yes, I’m fine. Thank you for asking so kindly.”

“Humor doesn’t suit your kind. Nor does sarcasm.” She remained still, watching him, unamused. “It’s not my job to ask nicely. It’s to make sure that illness don’t go undiagnosed thus risking whole populations.”

“My kind? Didn’t realize us clones weren’t humans, unable to have more than just a ‘killing’ mode.” His jaw tensed momentarily before looking her over. “That’s great. Is there some new plague I should know about? And what is your name, anyway?”

WHY ARE THERE GIANT SPIDERS 

GET THEM AWAY FROM M—-

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June, 2013.  GQ Russia.